Omni releases Sex Panther cologne

OAKLAND, Calif. Omni Consumer Products, a product development company that focuses on licensing, defictionalization and reverse-branding, has expanded its line of movie-licensed products with the launch of Sex Panther Cologne.

The cologne, currently available online at www.sex-panther.com, was developed in partnership with Romane Fragrances and Paramount Pictures. It is officially licensed from the Will Ferrell movie “Anchorman.”

“Sex Panther Cologne is the exact embodiment of what a real cologne should be,” said Omni Consumer Products founder, Pete Hottelet. “The fragrance is clean, fresh and extremely manly. Manly like eating a bowl of cereal doused in motor oil, consisting mainly of shavings from the Apollo moon lander and Richard Petty’s championship 1970 Plymouth Superbird. Manly like walking into a bar and ordering a screwdriver‹made out of actual screwdrivers. It?s designed from the ground up to make you popular with ladies; human ladies, to be exact. So I hope that’s what you’re into.”

The cologne has overtones of sandalwood, pine, vetiver and a clean base of dry, rich mahogany. It is priced at $29.99.